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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover. - Al Franken Quotes

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

American Comedian Conservative Funny

I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.' - Al Franken Quotes

I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.'

American Comedian Funny

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. - Al Franken Quotes

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

American Comedian Funny Life

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world. - Al Franken Quotes

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

American Comedian Funny

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-one it, people like me. - Al Franken Quotes

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-one it, people like me.

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both. - Al Franken Quotes

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

Advice American Comedian Funny

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber. - Al Franken Quotes

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

The irony upon irony of this lawsuit was great. First, Fox having the trademark 'fair and balanced' -- a network which is anything but fair and balanced. Then there's the irony of a news organization trying to suppress free speech. - Al Franken Quotes

The irony upon irony of this lawsuit was great. First, Fox having the trademark 'fair and balanced' -- a network which is anything but fair and balanced. Then there's the irony of a news organization trying to suppress free speech.

Irony

A brief digression on whether that suspicious-looking mole is actually cancer. ... Take this simple test called the ABC test. 'A' is for age. What is your age? Is it over thirteen? If so, it's cancer. That's how the ABC test works. - Al Franken Quotes

A brief digression on whether that suspicious-looking mole is actually cancer. ... Take this simple test called the ABC test. 'A' is for age. What is your age? Is it over thirteen? If so, it's cancer. That's how the ABC test works.

not good enough to be endorsed by Fox News. - Al Franken Quotes

not good enough to be endorsed by Fox News.

News

Lies, and The Lying Liars who Tell Them - Al Franken Quotes

Lies, and The Lying Liars who Tell Them

Left of the Dial. - Al Franken Quotes

Left of the Dial.

The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics, ... I'm looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest. - Al Franken Quotes

The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics, ... I'm looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.

Home

They would elect a comedian like me, - Al Franken Quotes

They would elect a comedian like me,

You don't stand up and say 'Your president is lying to you and you are dying for no reason.' I don't do that joke. - Al Franken Quotes

You don't stand up and say 'Your president is lying to you and you are dying for no reason.' I don't do that joke.

reject the government's cruel and cynical interpretation. - Al Franken Quotes

reject the government's cruel and cynical interpretation.

It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you. - Al Franken Quotes

It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.

American Comedian Funny Nature

Coleen is a hero of mine. - Al Franken Quotes

Coleen is a hero of mine.

Hero

The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life. - Al Franken Quotes

The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.

American Comedian Funny Hypocrisy

[NEW YORK (CNN) -- Saying] This is an easy case, ... fair and balanced. - Al Franken Quotes

[NEW YORK (CNN) -- Saying] This is an easy case, ... fair and balanced.

The USO invited me, and when they did, I said yes immediately. - Al Franken Quotes

The USO invited me, and when they did, I said yes immediately.

You know who's doing a 'there but for the grace of God go I?' Scalia. - Al Franken Quotes

You know who's doing a 'there but for the grace of God go I?' Scalia.

God

I would like a dark chocolate Almond Joy. - Al Franken Quotes

I would like a dark chocolate Almond Joy.

It's not an onion. - Al Franken Quotes

It's not an onion.

Hey, (Rep. Lindsey) Graham is going to give some reply. Why don't you come to this press conference? - Al Franken Quotes

Hey, (Rep. Lindsey) Graham is going to give some reply. Why don't you come to this press conference?

If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it's wrong. It's just wrong. - Al Franken Quotes

If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it's wrong. It's just wrong.

American Comedian Funny

He'd be natural liberal Senator. Nobody listens to him. - Al Franken Quotes

He'd be natural liberal Senator. Nobody listens to him.

There premise involves repeating idiotic crap over and over... - Al Franken Quotes

There premise involves repeating idiotic crap over and over...

it was absurdly hilarious. - Al Franken Quotes

it was absurdly hilarious.

I'll be warning them against bad advice, - Al Franken Quotes

I'll be warning them against bad advice,

There's been a lot of back and forth between the two of us and this is just a good way to clear the air, - Al Franken Quotes

There's been a lot of back and forth between the two of us and this is just a good way to clear the air,

If Kerry and Bush supporters can put aside their differences for a day to compete, well then, so can Bill O'Reilly and I, - Al Franken Quotes

If Kerry and Bush supporters can put aside their differences for a day to compete, well then, so can Bill O'Reilly and I,

It was such a stupid lawsuit, - Al Franken Quotes

It was such a stupid lawsuit,

When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation. - Al Franken Quotes

When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.

American Comedian Funny

I heard versions of the speech before and I thought it was great. You go with your 'A' material. As an old comic, that's what I say. Go with your 'A' material. - Al Franken Quotes

I heard versions of the speech before and I thought it was great. You go with your 'A' material. As an old comic, that's what I say. Go with your 'A' material.

Unfortunately, America wasn't paying attention when he was giving his stump speech. - Al Franken Quotes

Unfortunately, America wasn't paying attention when he was giving his stump speech.

I don't know why they did it and I don't know where the money went. I don't know if it was used for operations, which I imagine it was. I think he was robbing Peter to pay Paul. - Al Franken Quotes

I don't know why they did it and I don't know where the money went. I don't know if it was used for operations, which I imagine it was. I think he was robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Money

The Truth (With Jokes), - Al Franken Quotes

The Truth (With Jokes),

Jokes

Hi, James. I have a radio show on Air America Radio, and something we do is check stuff that doesn't sound right to us. - Al Franken Quotes

Hi, James. I have a radio show on Air America Radio, and something we do is check stuff that doesn't sound right to us.

Dear Mr. Franken, It's possible that I was mistaken about this. Cheers. - Al Franken Quotes

Dear Mr. Franken, It's possible that I was mistaken about this. Cheers.

Thank you for the quick and forthright response. - Al Franken Quotes

Thank you for the quick and forthright response.

I don't know if it was my people. Probably the mall people. Yeah. I kept questioning the shape of the jeans. They didn't look like jeans that I know. - Al Franken Quotes

I don't know if it was my people. Probably the mall people. Yeah. I kept questioning the shape of the jeans. They didn't look like jeans that I know.

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